Love & Coffee

So today Colin and I went to visit the place where we first made love! It was in a branch of Colonic Coffee in Likasi (formerly Jadotville), Zaïre.

Colin had shut up shop for the night, and we spread a cloth over one of the tables. I lay back and he worked his magic on me! Let me tell you, there is something so magical about the Zaïrean way of making love. It’s… unreal. Intense. Go out and find yourself an available man from Zaïre! Give it a go! There's dozens of them!

In other news, we’ve bought a pelican! Yeah, got it real cheap from this guy who was selling his entire estate to Disney. Apparently they want to establish a concentration camp on the site or something. Weird world! Almost as bad as Starbucks’s slave camps in Ohio! Whoops… did I blab!!

Colin is my key into the coffee world.

xxx