Remember me? I was the girl who refused to go out with Harold Pumiceous in the 238,818th edition of the highly unsuccessful novel, A Postmodern Belch.
So... what's been happening with me? Yeah, not much! Got back with Colin (remember... my coffee tycoon husband from Zaïre?) Yeah, we're living in a new caravan now in Sumpton-Upon-Beef. Here's our new home:
Yeah, it's modest, I know... but it'll do for us just now! My bedroom is to the right of that window and the en suite bath is right outside the door, in that brown-coloured puddle there. We take regular swims (and naughty baths)!
Anyway, welcome to my website! I'll be blogging regularly on everything that happens in my life, so please read on a semi-regular basis and keep Harold away!
Love for you and hate for Harold,
Becca xxx
